You don’t want to become the most unpopular boss in history?
Then you should avoid the following 41 things in your company:
- Lie to your employees to the biggest possible extent
- Overburden your employees
- Assign unnecessary tasks to your employees
- Do not praise your employees
- Refuse any pay rise
- Pay different salaries for the same performance
- Let your employees pay for coffee & water
- Dismiss employees after a good financial year
- Replace permanent employees with interns
- Set targets at an unattainable level
- Prohibit any flexibility in the organisation of working time
- Reorganise the departments every 2 months
- Yell at your employees publicly in meetings
- Demand that your employees are also available after hours, at weekends and on holiday
- Make sure that the technical infrastructure such as computers & software never works perfectly
- Reject any constructive suggestion from your employees
- Always arrive ¼ Hour late for appointments
- Never set an agenda for meetings
- Never inform your employees about how you took a decision
- Ask all employees who went home before 20:00 why they left the office so early
- Ban birthday parties
- Cut salaries and departmental budgets and buy a new fancy company car
- Deny more than one week’s holiday in a row
- Demand overtime – but do not pay for it
- Have your employees’ e-mails and Internet activities monitored
- Install surveillance cameras anywhere in the office
- Also ask your employees to come to the office in case of illness
- Never admit that you make mistakes
- Never be available for the employees
- Do not reply to your employees’ e-mails
- Forget the 20-year anniversary of your employees
- Do not have broken things repaired in the company
- Rent an office in the worst area of your city
- Let the staff clean the toilets themselves
- Tell the cleaning lady to throw away all Post-Its and documents on the desks every evening
- Share the bitten-off sandwich leftovers from customer meetings with your employees
- Put your employees in an open-plan office without any privacy
- Do not give new employees any kind of introduction
- Offer no career and promotion opportunities
- Organise unpaid teambuilding days on weekends where your employees have to dance in circles holding hands
- Have each work step documented to the minute in an internal system
- Discriminate employees on the basis of gender, religion or sexual orientation
- Prevent the establishment of a works council